Weird. If you look up: “Birds that dance to music.” You’ll see, there are so many of them. For five minutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. You know… [crowd laughs] I don’t know what the requirements are to get an emotional support animal but I don’t think they are too tough to… It’s the same doctor that prescribes medical marijuana. And then I’ll do… yoga on the pier. -Well, that comes with Parmesan cheese. When Ellen Morgan, the character Ellen DeGeneres played on her sitcom Ellen, came out as gay on the show's April 30, 1997, episode, it sent shockwaves through the television industry. You know, they’ll be like: “I don’t know if I should be in this relationship. jokes appropriate for a family audience. Install the free Online Radio Box application for your smartphone and listen to your favorite radio stations online - wherever you are! I’m a human being.” He said: “Well, I mean, your life has changed so much.” And… I said: “I know but I still think I’m relatable.” And anyway, just then, Batu, my butler, stepped into the library… and… He announced that my breakfast was ready and I… [crowd laughs] I said: “We’ll continue this conversation another time. And next? ‘Cause I used to write all the time. I pulled a muscle… putting on a sports bra and… Those are too tight, they are too tight. Wow this is just so. They’re missing out on music that they could be flying and then getting down on the… you know. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a … And for the gentleman? You can’t do anything about it, it’s a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes.” He said: “Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? She… And she has no memory either. I got it right there, thank you. “These are good. Listen to Phone Call to God, a song by Ellen DeGeneres on TIDAL. “Thank God, Ellen. Up Next in News. Phone call to God Stand Up. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And there’s a group of teenage boys across the way and they’re like… really cool. Ellen DeGeneres (born Ellen Lee DeGeneres on January 26, 1958 in Metairie, Louisiana, USA) is an American actress, stand-up comedian, and currently the Emmy Award-winning host of the syndicated talk show "The Ellen DeGeneres Show". That was my first voice I had and… Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. So I started writing what it would be like to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. Are there ten– I just guessed. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke I’ve ever written… or the best. But they are so, the thing is if you have a sock that you like, everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as you possibly can. Ginger Zee’s journey to a more sustainable beauty routine in 2021. I have 15 on right now. Aug. 23, 1995: Ellen DeGeneres on the inspiration for her 'phone call to God' routine DeGeneres recounts how she came up with the comedic routine that she performed on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson." Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. I’m gonna go curl up and read a good book like… You don’t curl up for a magazine, you don’t curl up for… Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, that’s… That’s for sure. Thank you. I say 10B, does a plane go back that far? It’s… I said: “I have three dogs. But I’m not… [crowd laughs] Oh, look… how happy you are. They’re flying and they think they’ve got it all but they don’t. Ellen DeGeneres’ breakthrough phone call to God skit inspired by dead ex. Fleas were everywhere. My. Ellen phones Alabama local commercial star . [crowd laughs] -Why? I don’t think she did. ‘Cause people do that to me. I’m there three days, I’ll bring six books and… Yeah. “I’d like to speak to the manager. That and coal mining ’cause that seems hard, too. And not only was she killed a car accident but I passed the wreck. And I just thought about what a phone called the god would be about why fleas are here. ♪Hoe, who is you playin wit? But… I said: “What do I do about that?” He said: “Nothing. Hum. Whenever we pass someone going slow we have to see what they look like. Listen to Phone Call to God from Ellen DeGeneres's Taste This for free, and see the artwork, lyrics and similar artists. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. I just danced as a joke. I was healthier than I’d ever been. And several years later, I was the first woman in the history of the show, and only woman in the history of the show to sit down, because of that phone conversation with God that I wrote. Oh. “Libary”. Wow this is just so. It’s your hand. The internet has made so many things obsolete, like maps, phone books, and rotary phones. Here I was depressed and and and mourning the loss of this person. She was the star in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has her syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show since … You know that. She had been fighting with her girlfriend over the phone right before she died. I mean, if someone does something rude in traffic to you, you can honk… and let them know your disapproval and I… I shouldn’t even have a horn in my car. I mean… [crowd laughs] “I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. Balloon making over the phone. Whenever DeGeneres' friends put together a show or party, DeGeneres was asked to do a comedy routine. They seemed fine, like, I don’t know what it is. [crowd laughs] “For Pete’s sake!” Who is Pete, and why are we doing everything for his sake? I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when we’re adults. I think we both hit our heads. I should leave him.”, I think we’re all looking for signs because we’re all looking for validation that we’re on the right path. What is happening?” Oh my God, it was just like… I mean, we’d be in the car, driving past the drugstore and I’d be like: “I’m gonna get Aspirin someday.” My parents divorced when I was 13. Post Apr 24, 2004 #1 2004-04-24T08:33. I… That could be right for you.” And now, I saw an advertisement for a pill that stops headaches and migraines before they start. We do… We have a tendency to stereotype people. ♪Girl, who is you playin wit? And I didn’t know what I was gonna do. The event sparked a dramatic shift in her career: while grieving, DeGeneres wrote a comedy monologue about mortality called Phone Call To God. Find the best and exclusive show content, user submitted videos, celebrity interviews, games, giveaways, and more. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: “No one’s gonna watch it. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. We are all the same… and we are all… relatable. I’d like someone already in there before I get in there waiting…. They’re looking at me, and I’m looking at them and… I get back in the car… and I pull around. And I was laying there and I just couldn’t believe… It was the first person I ever lost that I loved I was just… how is this possible? We’re always like… “That’s what you look like. I will, yeah. I’m the be-kind girl. For a long time, Ellen felt like it was her fault. -Fine.” [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go into the “fine dining”. Those look good. And if you don’t know Christian Science, it is a religion that does not believe in doctors or medicine. Share. Now playing: The Weeknd Blinding Lights. Wouldn't it be great if we could just pick up the phone and call God? Ripcluttered. But I really, you know, as much as that was an imprint that celebrities were special and, you know, I knew that I didn’t think I was gonna be a celebrity. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin?” It’s hard to be vegan. Editors’ Notes Leave it to Ellen to make airplane jokes funny. Does that cancel it out in any way or…” What if I had two cats, does that make me questioning or am I not quite gay at that point? I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and I said to myself: “I’m gonna do this on Johnny Carson and I’ll be the first woman in the history of the show to be called over to sit down to talk to Johnny Carson.” And…, I mean, I’m in a basement on a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. We have the song like: “Oh my God, that’s my song.” And if we’re at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. It was a great success, and while her career was making its headway, her personal life was still kept in total secrecy. Following her humorous rendition of “Phone Call to God,” Carson motioned DeGeneres to sit and chat—the first time a female comedian had been given that honour. This is… ridiculous.” And… hum… So I’m sitting in the solarium eating my breakfast and… I was on my third or fourth bite of cute pineapple that Batu was feeding me and… I said: “Batu, I’m not hungry, I’ve lost my appetite. Goodbye.” [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with harder soles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things we’re never gonna do in them. But the generous managed to turn tragedy into comedy all alone and grieving and her flea bag apartment think. They… So, now everybody’s pretty cool with the fact I’m gay. I used to work out a lot. Yes. There’s no reason for me to have a horn. The Finding Dory star was a struggling waitress in her early 20s when her girlfriend was killed in a car crash, and in the desperate weeks and months that followed Ellen came up with one of her most famous skits.. Every time we’d go get a dollar’s worth of gas so I’m like: “Just fill it up once, just…” And I look back now and I’m like: “Oh, we were poor.” That’s why. I don't understand why this person is gone and fleas or hear what the police do. And it had been the whole time. Start Station. [background song playing] -That’s well done! It’s… really working out for me now. Like… “What is Aspirin? That’s what I’ve noticed. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so… -But there’s two in the bush. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third– And I was locked in, I was the dancer. Ellen The Ellen DeGeneres … ♪Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up♪ listening. That’s… There’s hair in it already and you just… Now, it’s like, it’s grown. Nobody should be on anybody else’s path. Back that ass up♪ -Thank you. But the difference is, when you do something stupid you’re just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Thank you very much. Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. I don’t know why they insist on doing it. I don’t know if that’s true. I don’t read at home, but I’m gonna read there, I’ll have a lot of time. they don’t know what to do. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets…. “Libary”… Really? [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure there’s nothing in there, in the pockets. The one thing people get really upset about is when they find out I’m vegan. You don’t buy a ladder when you’re a teenager. At one time Helen lived in this apartment which was I mean I as politely as. There was a woman in there and there was a hair brush and some mints by the way, who’s using that hairbrush? And… That’s when you grow. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. God and the fleas came together in New Orleans, when Ms. DeGeneres … And damn it if she wasn't right. That is when Ellen came up with her famous phone call to God. On Taste This, the comedian takes Woody Allen-style tales to increasingly surreal places: Cats drive away in UPS trucks, and a phone call to God ends with the Man Upstairs delivering knock-knock jokes that are nothing short of painful.DeGeneres, on the other hand, is delightful, delivering these devilishly witty … [crowd laughs] No, I don’t like to judge ’cause… I do stupid things, we all do– Everyone does stupid things.

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